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Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:02:00 EST | Comedy Central

I like New York. This is the only city where you actually have to say things like, 'Hey, that's mine. Don't pee on that.'

Michael Showalter: Comedy for the First Time

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:15:00 EDT | Comedy Central

Doing comedy for the first time for me was very similar to losing my virginity. It was awkward, uncomfortable, but I did get a lot of laughs.

Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:15:00 EDT | Comedy Central

In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

Jim Gaffigan: Gym Teacher Aspirations

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:19:00 EDT | Comedy Central

You think when gym teachers are younger, they're thinking, 'You know I want to teach, but I don't want to read'?

Brian Regan: One Eye Set Higher

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:19:00 EDT | Comedy Central

My eye doctor told me this, I'm not making this up. He goes, 'You know you have one eye set a little bit higher than your other eye?' 'No, I didn't know that.' He goes, 'It's no big deal; it doesn't affect your vision or anything. I just thought you might want to be self-conscious for the rest of your life.'

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